things that make me feel displeasure

I’ve decided I'm going to keep a list of shit that just pisses me off..

I’ll start off with 10 and as I find new things that piss me off I’ll be sure to add them as well as anything else that happens to me that may be of interest.

1. Ignorant self-centred teens. (I know I

may have been one at one stage of my life, but it still pisses me off in a way that just makes me want to swear out loud..)

- What the hell happened to the kids a few years younger than me? It's as if every single city kid born after 1990 was dropped on their head at birth or not long after.. or maybe even both!.. Apparently they are part of my generation, which I think is wrong because they are fucking retarded! Again not all of them, occasionally you get one whose parents did the right thing and took a bit of interest in actually raising their kid and not just letting them exist in their house.. I have a theory on this actually, if you'd care to read about it otherwise just skip to the next thing that pisses me off... that is assuming people actually read this shit..

Anyway.. since the dawn of the digital age we have been blessed with gameboys, nintendos, ipods.. the internet not to mention wireless internet (which is fucking amazing I might add..) but then we found ourselves in a predicament.. What the hell do we do with it all and is good or is it bad? So many parents bought these things for their kids and let them play to their hearts content.. only problem was that their little hearts were never content and they kept playing more and more games making them just that little bit more retarded with every combo they punched into the console.. now we find ourselves with a generation of gameboyers that never got told when it was time to put the electronic device down and go out and really play..

which brings me to my next point..

2. Emos - what the fuck happened to you

and what the hell do you have to be emo about?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? fuck you and fuck your parents for not beating it out of you when you were young..

3. Bogans - I have my personal reasons

for not liking them though I don't completely blame them for being the way they are and I must say I don't hate them all.. some likable ones do exist.. that said I’d like nothing more than shoot some of these fuckers directly into the sun..

4. American spell checkers. - fuck you! -

I got taught to spell centre that way and you can't tell me its wrong! take it up with Mrs. Whitford or the entire British Oxford Dictionary..

5. Oxford Dictionary -  you sell out pieces of shit! so a bunch

of people took your language ruined it but then you cater for them? what the hell?

6. Fat Fucker Cops that have a self-righteous

attitude to people even though they are drop kick useless fucks that power trip on people that are scared of them.. 

7. Red lights that take that longer than you know it should take.. (ok.. maybe I am being petty, but I am sure i'm not alone!!)

8. Paid presentations-  I know they pay for the time they are on but surely at least the network can afford to have something decent late at night or even during the day, whatever happened to those sex chat adds.. remember the ones where the girls were actually hot? now all we have is mobile porn with vids anyone can find on the internet.. how half arsed is that?.. if I have to see another proactive or thin lizzy paid presentation or some wrinkly old chick in her underwear rolling around on her bed.. i'm going to lose my fucking mind!!

9. Awkward conversations.. you know the ones.. where you run into someone you may have met at some stupid thing you probably didn't want to be at, or someone you don't really like but because they are so nice you can't ever get rid of them but then now they think your friends and you really don't have the heart to tell them to just fuck off so you sit there listening to shit you don't really care for.. the most awkward part of all being the end... where both of you have run out of topics, there's an awkward silence where both of you are thinking of something that can get you out of there.. finally one of you says.. well nice seeing you, I need to go.. or catch you some other time... but secretly hoping you never see them again..

10. Myself - for not having the balls to tell them to fuck off in the first place!

well there are the first 10.. might add more to this sometime soon.. might not.. See how we go..